So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
He came up there while i was bartending, ate a salad, told me he wanted to divorce me, then tipped me 10 dollars....
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
Woke up next to a half eaten California burrito. It was tucked in.
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
the water pistols in the freezer are full of voddka.
If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
So the tow truck driver didn't charge us because Ian convinced him that he was sent out by God to share his cocaine with us.
Just discovered I was so fucked up last night I called in sick to work... TWICE
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
i havent showered for 4 days and i just made my dog smell my arm pit. also, im stoned.
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