you sent me the whole alphabet, one letter a text. it took 15 minutes to read them all
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
the date was going great.. until he pulled down his pants and asked if there was any hair in between his cheeks.
my mom just found my flavored lube in the basement. she gave me a lecture about how "giving head is degrading" omg i feel sooooo bad for my dad
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
Bartenders are not toys. I repeat, bartenders are not toys.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
Randomize
