He woke up screaming about pickles. I think it's gonna be a good day.
Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
New holiday tradition. Eat all the Xanax in the am, then wake up later after festivities and eat all the leftovers
I just got through airport security with 5 grams of weed in my back pocket. Either I deserve a metal or the government is slacking
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
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