btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
i just saw that homeless guy who dresses like the cat in the hat at the liquor store. i guess he got enough change to have a good weekend. oh the places he'll go
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
I found him on the floor in the kitchen eating cheese and tomato. I mean a block of cheese and whole tomatoes, he was alternating. Thats why your cheese has teeth marks.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
My ex is stopping by while he’s working tonight after delivering a pizza to fuck me, then going back to work at Pizza Hut. This is what my life has become.
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