Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
i have accomplished my summer goal of being able to relate to every taylor swift song
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day 😐💀#pensacolaproblems
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
I was amazing, unlike anything he's ever experienced. I somehow made him feel young and old.and he never felt old before. He feels I will literally kill him. With my magic, lethal vagina.
She was gone when I unblacked out, but she had nailed her panties to the wall and wrote “Colleen’s Dick”with a sharpie on the wall. No idea where she got a hammer and nail
Mom says you're allowed to come home if you replace the towels. I don't want to know why.
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