I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
i need a shirt that says "I fuck trainwrecks"
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
someone just sent me a bong wrapped in christmas paper in the mail. signed 'santa'.
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
did i just pee glitter
My son's girlfriend just thanked me for having good penis genes.
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