ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
I usually would've stopped there but I kinda remember opening the bottle of vodka, and we ALL know that's when things go downhill.
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
I hope to God it's not the new neighbors having sex, because what I'm hearing sounds like a mildly defective vuvuzela or a cow giving birth.
I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
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