he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
You also thought the cure to hiccups was drowning yourself (and you were right)
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
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