Dude WTF? His teammate just started talkin to me on fb! Am I walking around with a "I like to f**k gators" on my forehead?
No, it just says ur easy
we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
I have 3 texts in my phone that say "Thanks King Tyler". I think I've successfully drank myself into a monarchy.
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
Tonight I plan on passing out fully clothed on the table. I don't know where normal people plan on sleeping.
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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