no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
you just kept swimming in circles and whenever someone would try and coax you out you would scream "i CANNOT drown, my brother is the supervisor of a water park!!
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
You called me at 3 am and I rode my flat ass bike that I dug out of my garage in the dark to meet you at dunkin donuts for a 10 minute convo about your mother and you didn't drive me home.
you owe me a blunt and a bottle of moscato.
IM WAITING BITCH. ANSWER ME.
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
Randomize
