I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
Sorry if I ruined your sex last night with my constant text updates about the plot of Bolt.
i grabbed his hand and told him i loved him and then he looked down and said "i love...mallomars" and shoved like three in his mouth. never been so embarrassed.
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
Just please never masturbate in my bed again. I'm burning my sheets as I write this.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
When you get home there will be live fish in the bathtub. I did not put live fish in the bathtub.
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
To potentially get me laid, I need you to send me your favorite memes.
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