The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
DRUNK CANOEING
Please text me if you survive.
LAND HO BITCH
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
I think the best part was the fact that the stripper's lock screen was a picture of the virgin mary
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
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