She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
Why are handjobs necessary in class?
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
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then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
Bailing my boss from jail at five in the morning.. If thats not a promotion I don't what is.
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
i found you passed out on the floor with a half-eaten pie. i figured youd be the last person to care if i went and banged your sister
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