he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
He gave me his business card. It was a Justin Bieber trading card with his number written in sharpie. I have to call him don't I?
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
I won the 'drunkest person at a family event' award tonight.
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
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