so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
Babysitting for someone you accidently sent nudies to is so fucking awkward.
In sex ed. they really need to include a lesson on saying tampon in foreign languages, just in case.... Trying to ask the woman at the reception desk, who barely speaks English, for one just turned into an awkward game of charades.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
I had a dream that I got you so wet that you flooded my apartment
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
my roommates are pretty pissed at me. they sent me out for ice and i came back with a kitten.
I got drunk. Then I took a shit.
It was a good shit
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
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