what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
Tequila is the liquid version of celery. I lose more calories during tequila drunk and the following sexual activities than I gain by drinking it...
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
Visiting my great uncle went well. The highlight of the evening was when he said, "Oh my god. I'm 79 and I'm teaching 18 year old kids how to roll a joint."
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