What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
Ok in all seriousness. Alcohol intake is now restricted for me. I found handcuffs in my trunk.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
Heard I spat fire in your face last night. Wish I could say that I'm sorry
House vote, we're revoking your 151 privileges
I'm sorry.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
I hate when I'm sexting and I make a typo.
You just killed the sext mood.
Randomize
