carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
Found my bra in the fridge. See you in 10 mins. It's gonna be a good fuckin day!
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