your room smells of hookers.
And success
He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
a stripper queefed in my friends mouth last night and it reminded me of you. miss you
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
Could have had sex with an ex NFL kicker last night.
That would've been embarrassing.
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
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