But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
Oh and .... you'll love this: my life coach says you writing my online dating profile isn't a horrible idea.
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
There is a goat eating lettuce out of our fridge. Do you wanna grab a bloody mary?
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
I have a burn on my hand, I'm covered in bruises, I think my toe is broken, and I have no clothes to wear home.
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
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