She's like Mona Lisa when she's intoxicated. No one understands her but they all think she's marvelous
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
I can control the tv with my phone while pooping on the second floor. I thought you should know for future reference
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
I'm sorry for drunkenly throwing a spoon at you and then laughing at your pain.
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
Once my new license was put into my hand, a light from the heavens shined down and pauly D's voice was in my mind saying ohh yeaaah 21 yeaaah
Randomize
