Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
Look on the bright side. Now you know the number for poison control.
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
I had one glass of wine then passed out for 4 hours. It's like I'm having a quarter-life crisis.
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
Oh good, bag of butt plugs is in my predictive text now
Typing the whole thing out was getting to be such a chore
I solemnly swear to help bail you out of jail when you throw a dildo at a politician.
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