she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
Just witnessed a fat waitress doing whipits in the back of a waffle house.. my life seems a little brighter..
Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
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