youre so sexy i want your bod
dude, did you turn gay?
heather?
this is jacob
Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
I just had a flashback to us shaking up Gatorade mix and then inhaling it in your kitchen because it was funny. Now I can't stop laughing in work because that is the stupidest shit.
She handed me scissors and told me that they were the ones with the lowest probability of having been used to trim someone's pubes.
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
Randomize
