super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
The shirt is mine, the pants are mine, the bra not so much
dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
I just spent the past twenty minutes checking out a girl who turned out to be a mannequin. I need AA.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
Why is your name written on my hand surrounded by hearts and a bartenders phone number?
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
He dicked me, fed me creme brulee, and didn’t make a big deal out of me causing a flood to come outta my vagina
Marry him NOW
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
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