can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
Last night, you attempted to motor boat my vagina then proceeded to blow raspberries on it. Don't ever do that again.
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
i just opened up my bathroom cabinet to get deodorant and found 4 bottles of natty. Its like the world wants me to miss this interview
I'm eating cereal out of the pocket of my flannel right now
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
He told me that if his bed could talk, it'd write a medical journal. Guess it's too late to worry about that now.
I would literally rather jam a rusty rail road spike into my cock than be here right now. The whore showed up and now I might smash my iPhone into my face repeatedly until I'm no longer consisting of any sort of life.
Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
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