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Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
the repo guy said it was the first time he'd ever started to repo a car with someone fucking inside of it. he might have said 'doing it' instead.
Its like the two hemispheres of my brain are in a death match but are two evenly matched for either side to win kinda drunk.
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
The best part about daylight savings time this weekend is we get an extra hour to be fucked up.
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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