everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
best line ever after sex today..."wow, that was a porn-star sized load"
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
Today is going to be the longest game of "was that a fart, or do I need to go wipe?" I have ever played. Maybe the most challenging too.
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
You’d probably be happy to know that I think I’ve mastered the skill of knowing “my type” and then steering clear
FINALLY. I THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME!
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