normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
so I was like, you know platform 9 3/4? I know something else with those measurements. best. pick up line. ever.
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
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