Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
Why did I see a weird snapchat of you barking at McDonald's last night?
Next time I try to break into the police station drunk, please stop me.
His girlfriend left him for the pizza guy. I am not fucking kidding.
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
You will be reminded everyday when you witness my majestic mustache.
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