you know you're not getting laid when you start breaking awkward silences with quotes from Robot Chicken
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
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