I'm gonna have a badass scar
I'm half single.
Please tell me it's the bottom half.
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed.
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
He just texted me from the outside of the hospital. He called the fat broad in the bar mrs snuffleupagus about 60 times and she broke a bottle of blackberry brandy over his head.
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
Ok. I am hammered I will admit it but my legacy needs to live and your the only woman that could spawn satan. We need to talk.
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
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