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New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
My crowning drunk achievement from that night was donating $5 to the Obama campaign.
You're perfect
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
Randomize
