Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
You're like the Mr. T of my A-team, only less gold jewelry and more pitying of fools.
That's the nicest thing anyone has said to me all day.
i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
Who put the toilet in the living room? This is extremely inconvenient right now.
I'm too drunk to remember your name. I'm too drunk to recall where i'm currently at. And i'm too drunk to give a shit.
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
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