What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
There are taser marks on me. Your face flashed before my eyes when i woke up and saw them.
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
He called some chick he used to fuck for cash to get food delivered to cheer me up
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
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