I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
She calls her new ritual "bed, bath, and beyond crunk". Hence why I found her passed out in my bath tub this morning.
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
He just got back from doing field research studying wild chimpanzees in the goddamn jungle. Obviously I fucked him.
We were having sex and he started doing some weird swivel move. I was like wtf and he said sorry just trying to pop my knee.
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
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