I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
Admitting I go to nursing school is my subtle way of saying, yes, I know every muscle in your penis and how to effectively use them.
no more duck duck goose at the bar
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
So I commented on one of his pictures "who do I have to give a full effort blow job to, to get the Ides of March movie poster behind you" he responded with a number that wasn't his. I still texted it. I love that movie.
So it took me 20 minutes to figure out that this is the wrong blind date. I'm going to go with it, he's cute and at least it's free beer.
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
pretty sure 5 days for a bachelor party in Vegas is too long when even the stripper giving me a lapdance says "wow that's a long time!"
Hooked up with a guy resembling a bearded Cher. I need the lenses on my beer goggles fixed. Pronto.
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
I was not drunk enough for that final.
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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