ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
I have a critically important question to ask.
Why does watermelon-flavoured candy exist?
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
Whenever you get off. By "pick me up from work" I mean, "pick me up from a bar by work at your earliest convenience" :)
Not only did I get beyond cray cray this weekend. My body has nursed itself to plentiful and impeccable health. Fuck you world, I am back.
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
Far too many of our conversations end in us talking about sperm
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
I think people are normalizing furries
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
Randomize
