those bitches were sniggering at my man-pris like they were goddesses of fashion!
...dude i pray you are quoting something, someone, anyone...
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
I'm using process of elimination to determine which of our neighbors i fucked last night.
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
Randomize
