I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
connan obrien reminds me of an asparagus spear
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
Drunk walkin through police station. America
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
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