she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
I told them I was gay and asked them to pass the pie. I ruined pumpkin pie for grandpa.
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
The feeling are messing with the penis
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
I'm doing my accounting homework with my vibrator. Guess whose numbers are balanced on the financial statement? This ladys!
We can use the Mac n cheese as the potatoes in our breakfast burritos. Problem solved.
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