No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
My mom's crying. That means it must be Christmas.
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
Uuh, dude you came running out of the bar screaming you didn't want to hear that song, ran face first into a truck, spun around 3 times and hit the sidewalk. I tried to catch you.
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
Just so we're clear this time around: This is dinner with my FAMILY. Not an opportunity for you to drink too much, and use the word "dick-thumpin" in casual conversation.
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
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