Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
Can you tell me we didn't drink from a fish bowl we found in the bathroom last night? I know it would be a lie; I just need to hear it.
My pussy is not your playground.
you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
She forced me to throw up so it would "rejuvenate" me. It worked and then we took six more shots and did a keg stand. You know what I call that? Friendship.
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
After I came she just held my balls until I fell asleep. It was like adult swaddling. Magical...
You dropped my mother on the dance floor. She has a concussion. You didn't apologize. Don't speak to me for a while.
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
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