Ducking stuck downtown...all the fuxkig roads are blixkded
Is it a little weird that I have a ridiculous urge to have sex while the theme song to the Pirates of the Carrbibbean blares in the background?
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
MY DAD KEEPS LIKING PORN LINKS/ALBUMS ON FACEBOOK AND THEY ALL SHOW UP IN MY NEWSFEED
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
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