sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
So... My dad just saw the Plan B package and the beer cans in my backseat.
Oh its cool I'm sure he already knows you're a whore and an alcoholic.
yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
There is a guy standing at my bar right now wearing an affliction SUIT. I can't wait on him.
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
The bouncer asked you what your sign was and u replied "syracuse"
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
He's like a Lana del Rey song that took human form
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
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