im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
DON'T BE A PUSSY. ONLY 1/3 OF THE WORDS IN YOUR LAST TEXT WERE MISSPELLED, WHICH MEANS YOU NEED 2/3 MORE SHOTS.
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
i just has to use a gift card to Target that one of my students parents got me to buy Plan B bc my bank account is -$0.08 so my 2017 is starting exactly how i pictured.
It's 5am and I come home to you naked on the kitchen table and 3 people I never saw before fucking on the back porch ... and my weed gummy worms are gone. fuck you I'm taking your mom's offer
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
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