i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
Got everyone out of my house, somehow managed to put all my lawn furniture back, puked in my sink, and cleaned it up all while black out drunk before my parents came home. Successful night.
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
Randomize
