Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
we tried to pick out bridesmaid dresses with pockets so we could sneak flasks in with us. what the fuck is the point of a dry wedding?
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
I just want to let you know how hung over I am today and I fucked a girl in a kangaroo costume last night.
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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