We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
I also love my swipe to text changed a singular vagina to a plural vaginas. like my phone somehow knows I secretly want 2 vaginas
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
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