You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
Not sure if it's my shorts, hat, shoes, hair or soul but one of the above just got me drunk again from the glorious aroma of Keystone Light.
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
so today, i decided to say "fuck it" to mental stability, take a klonopin and wear a blanket toga. New Girl is on Netflix, nothing could go wrong.
You think he will forgive me for the paper being a week late if I bring him a beer?
...it's a 9am class...
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
Probably not. Getting pulled over and puking my guts out on the side of the road in front of the cop and him making fun of me, was not my finest moment. Plus I lost my debit card.
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