guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
i feel like the prize bull at the rodeo. everybody got a ride, no one lasted more than 8 seconds and i'm pretty sure i kicked one of them in the ball sack
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
Ok, maybe I don't want to know what happened last night... But somehow I guess I moved the oven.
It's an "im going to have to shit with the lights off" type of morning
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
Shame is for Republicans.
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