hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
Whenever you feel bad about your life, just remember the time I tried to swim while high and thought for a minute I was genuinely drowning
So some sort of safe sex group just flash mobbed the bar by putting condoms over people's beers.
They left screaming as a hale of lubbed up condoms rained into their hair.
Tornado booty call.. dedication
How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
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