one two three fourrrrnication!
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
You told me you aren't worried about the police that you've been training for this an that the last three months of your life have been devoted to building up your stun gun tolerance and pepper spray recovery time.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
I just screamed IM THE CHUPACABRA and jumped on his dick. I need to evaluate my life choices.
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
you should come have a drink with me (non alcoholic or otherwise) im at the same bar as your sister and a few guys that would apparently "lick your butthole"-congratulations
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