im gay
i know
yea but for you.
sometime during the course of last night, i decided to get donuts for this morning. i'm a fucking genius when i smoke.
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
They thought we spoke German and French even though we just kept repeating "I give to you a cat" and "Are you drunk?"
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
he pulled my tampon string out with his teeth like a grenade pin yelling frag out! That's why I fuck guys back from deployment. They'll go the distance
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
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